10 NASTY Things Guys SECRETLY Do When They’re Alone

Things Nasty Secretly Guys Do. Guys always get a bad rep for being less hygienic than girls. Although they may look stylish and well put together on the outside, when they’re all alone, some guys take part in some pretty odd habits that most girls would be surprised by.

Don’t forget to give comment below because today we’re sharing 10 of the nastiest things guys secretly do.

10 NASTY Things Guys SECRETLY Do When They’re Alone

#01   Eating On the Toilet

When a guy’s in the middle of a delicious meal and nature calls, he’s not going to put down his plate just go handle his business in the bathroom. Instead, some guys bring their food in with them, and proceed to chow down while taking a poo.

Most guys see this as a useful way to multi task. They would much rather eat their food while going #2 than to leave it behind in the kitchen and let it get cold.

#02   Sniff Sniff

Every guy has sniffed more than a few pairs of underwear during his lifetime. Especially when the underwear is a darker color, the sniff test is one of the only ways for a guy to determine if it’s clean or dirty.

Guys will also wear underwear multiple days in a row as long as it doesn’t smell too foul.

#03   Eating Spoiled Food

When a guy gets hungry, everyone better watch out! Nothing’s off limits when their stomachs start to growl, and when hunger pangs kick in, guys are ready and willing to eat anything they can get their hands on.

Most guys will ignore the expiration date on food and liquids, and just stat shoveling everything into their mouths. Ask any guy you know if he’s ever eaten spoiled or rotten food by accident, and we guarantee you the answer will be “yes”.

#04   Sharing Gross Findings

When a guy comes in contact with something really gross, he just can’t keep it to himself. A guy feels it’s his duty to share these gross things with his best pals. Whether it is a glob of oddly shaped wax he dug out of his ear, or a booger in the shape of Mount Rushmore, nothing’s off limits when it comes to sharing.

He will even proudly show his buddies the phlegm he just coughed up without even thinking twice.

#05   Dirty Sheets

Most guys can’t be bothered with doing laundry and keeping things in their room or house tidy. And when it comes to their bed sheets, this is one item that routinely gets neglected.

Some men will go weeks or even months without washing their sheets, and it doesn’t gross them out one bit.

#06   Using Anything as a Toilet

If a guy really needs to relieve himself, he’s not going to wait until he makes it to the restroom. Guys are known to urinate anywhere, from bathroom and kitchen sinks to soda bottles.

Guys don’t see anything wrong with this. As long as they don’t make a mess, using anything as a toilet seems perfectly fine to them. When you got to go, you got to go!

#07   Taking Pictures in the Bathroom

Some guys have a weird fascination with the things that are expelled from their bodies. This fascination leads them to take photographic evidence of everything that comes out of them after a trip to the restroom. 

When a guy takes an impressive poop, he can’t wait to take a picture of it and share it with his best pals. They will compare and inspect each other’s poos like it totally normal.

#08   Scratches and Sniff

When a guy gets a scratch down there, he can’t help but to bring his fingers up to his nose and take a whiff when he thinks no one’s looking. Some guys have admitted to actually enjoying the smell of their dirty and sweaty nether regions.

But they would be absolutely horrified if anyone caught them scratching and sniffing in the act.

#09   Adjusting the Package

On a hot summer day, things can get a bit sweaty down blow. Guys have to deal with their package getting stuck to their legs while walking down the street or sitting down and there’s only one way to nonstick things.

Most guys have developed their own technique to readjust things,  but most will secretly do a bit of a side step or a crab like walk to help shift things right back where they belong.

#10   Fart War

You may thing you need two people in order to have a fart war all by them. A guy will secretly put on an epic one man show to see if he can lay the biggest fart of his entire life. For guys, when it comes to passing gas, the louder the better.

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